Benchmarks

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Anyone have the stones to publish some benchmarks on these:
I mean REAL marks, NOT TPC-D-W- 100,000 user fantasy benches
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DB/2
Oracle-pick-a-version
MS SQL 2000- forget 7
MySql 3/4
Pervasive 7+
Foxpro 6/7/8 (thats right VFP is faster than Oracle 8i)
Access 2000+ - [mudslow]
CACHE
TeraData
Sybase ASE 12+
Sybase ASA 8

Thanks User Community
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